Ugly Duckling Plumage Groomage

Here in New Zealand for nine years and still grappling with 'outsider issues'. Reflecting on such things brings to mind my favorite fairy tale: The Ugly Duckling. It's time to show my Swanliness. I'm not from your country, but I am from your planet. Showing vulnerability is not my strong suit. There is something funny about that last statement, I think.